what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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