How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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