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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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