i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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