Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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