this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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