I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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