Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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