well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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