They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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