naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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