if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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