you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
