Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
