Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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