sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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