He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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