You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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