I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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