Its about making memories worth repressing
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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