i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
one might say we're banned from that church
the day after is always just damage control
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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