Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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