Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
50% drunk capacity currently
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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