I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
