never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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