Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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