Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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