VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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