Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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