oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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