apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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