this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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