How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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