my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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