Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
