i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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