Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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