how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Randomize
