this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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