Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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