Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
well most of my day revolves around power hour
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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