Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Watching her eat just hurts me
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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