oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
