you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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