I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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