No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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