I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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