I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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