The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I think people are normalizing furries
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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