all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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