you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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