they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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