Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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